"What? Not happy ah! FIGHT LA!"

Tsktsk, typical singaporeans.
Man, don't you guys have any self-respect and ego?
Please, get a bloody life.

Was a damn peaceful day this evening.
My grandpa and I were on our way to OCC Yishun for a family dinner session,
but while on our way, on the mrt platform, something unexpected happened.

Apparently, there was this so called "gangster"
spamming vulgarities at some guy and his child.
He wasn't chinese,
and he thinks that hokkien vulgarites was super cool
and he tried to say them, but fail miserably.
Epic failure.

He said that the chinese guy knock him, so he was unhappy, and thus, spammed vulgarities. The guy apologized to the "gangster" already, but the gangster, as expected, still not happy.

So the "gangster" keep shouting "Humji Humji, ch33by3, l4nji40! Come 1 v 1 la"
Thus, concluding that his english sucks like hell and he's a failure in studies.
Even his vulgarities are limited, wth.

So they quarrelled and quarrelled till the train came and they entered the train.
The guy decided to stop quarrelling with the "gangster",
cos he found that there was no point qurrelling with an unreasonable bastard.

Guess what the "gangster" did?
He taunted the guy to 1 v 1 him at Yishun by whacking his kid's head damn hard.

Seriously, I feel like smacking the guy's balls bloody hard, making him permanant impotent.
Why get the child involve? The child didn't even do anything.
But I can't do that, cos my grandpa was right beside me.
I think even if i kill him on the spot, the passengers will cheer for me instead of calling the police.

The guy was bloody pissed, so he shouted back at the "gangster".
At this moment, the train reached Yishun and when it seems they were going to fight,
Some muscular + tall + damn scary looking man pushed the "gangster" out the train while a few passengers hold the father back in the train, not allowing him to go out. The "gangster" literally flew out of the train and got cornered.

The muscular man shouted,
"EH, ENOUGH OR NOT? ENOUGH OR NOT? YOU WANT FIGHT, FIGHT ME LAH"

The "gangster" pee-ed in his pants i guess.
Apparently, the man was one head taller than him, with big huge biceps.
Bloody humji bastard.

"Sorry sorry sir, I happy liao, sorry"

What an ugly sight.
To see a "gangster" shouting at a public place.
Want act gangster also don't know how.
The bloody humji gangster was shorter than me, with ALMOST no muscles at all,
Some bloody thin shit, and wore bling bling over his body trying to act punk, spike his hair like some clown and he thinks he is bloody cool.

To the so-called gangster, if somehow you ended up reading this,
Pick on someone your own size, asshole. Why whack a kid?
Don't all talk, then got people wanna fight with you, you humji.

And please, for your mum's sake,
Get your pronunciation right first for some vulgarites before you use it.
You're just disgracing yourself,
and by spamming and shouting crap on the train,
you also are disgracing we Singaporeans.

Call your gang if you want to.
I have a gang too. They wear blue uniforms and have guns.

Oh, and your fashion sense sucks, retard.

After 8 years =)

School ended frickin' 12 plus today.
Super late compared to other secondary schools.

Intended to go back to Wellington, back it's too late! ZZZZ
So I decided to have lunch with Ben at KFC. (oops)

After that, went out with my P1 classmates!
How amazing is that?!
Meeting each other after like 8 years. How nice!
Anyway, it's actually only 2 of them, lol, SIJIA AND NATALIE!
Couldn't contact the rest, how sad.

Went to catch a movie.
The movie was supposed to be at 2.30,
However, due to Sijia's sudden changes of her plans,
We shifted the timeslot to 3.20 =X
So we spent like 1 hour plus walking around Causeway point aimlessly -.-

Spent 1 hour plus gossiping at macs after the movie,
and finally, camwhoring in the train while going home!

We bonded, as a class.

It has been three years since I entered the Sports Class.
Time really REALLY flies. Im Sec 3 already.

I still remembered the time when we always got screwed by teachers during our lower sec years (Although we still got screwed now, but lesser.), still remembered we sold stupid jellies for our Homecoming for the last 2 years, and still remembered the time when we got into trouble during Sec 2 that made Mr Goh, our form teacher for this year, kicked the chair and flipped the table.

Yea, the Sports Class always got targetted by teachers.

"Even if we did a lot of good things, a single bad incident will screw up the impression of the sports class." I agreed with this. Personally, I think that my class, 3/10, has improved a lot on our behaviour as well as our results, but why do we still got bias scolding from teachers?
Sports Class =/= Bad.

Through the "talk" that Mr Goh gave us today, it made me realised that if our own sports class people don't help and give each other chances, then who will? Main Stream people? Nah, forget it. They can't wait to see us perish and burn in hell anyway >.>

We still have one more year to go, hang on guys.
Let us be the Upper Tier people =D

Can you wait for me? Just wait for me once, please.

Time really flies.
It seems like yesterday when I've been promoted to SEC 3.

June Holidays' over.
National's over
Beijing Olympic games' over.

And EOY is coming, in about one month's time.
OMG LA, SO FAST~

Tell you all something amazing.
I actually bumped into my P1 classmate on Sunday after the badminton-ing with Chye Ge!
OMG LA, it's like we didn't meet for 8 years already (Actually we did, during Nationals)
and I still could recognize her, haha. And through her, I get to contact another P1 friend!
Cool right? Haha.
Can't wait to meet up with you guys.

Finally decided to see a Sports Doc during the Holidays.
Bloody knees (Note, Knees, not Knee), hurt like hell today.
Pratically limping around today.
TEO is 101% gonna suan + scold +suan + TL + suan + ask me drink more water + suan me.

Oh, and I've decided to mug through the H-O-L-I-D-A-Y-S! =D
Great, Im becoming a mugger, like Keefe, HAHA!
No choice, screwed up this term, next term must score!
Who wanna go mug, please call me along too =)

You are a Dreamer
Your combination of abstract thinking, appreciation of beauty, and cautiousness makes you a DREAMER.
You often imagine how things could be better, and you have very specific visions of this different future.
Beauty and style are important to you, and you have a discerning eye when it comes to how things look.
Although you often think more broadly, you prefer comfort to adventure, choosing to stay within the boundaries of your current situation.
Your preferences for artistic works are very refined, although you vastly prefer some types and styles to others.
Though your dreams are quite vivid, you are cautious in following up on them.
You are aware of both your positive and negative qualities, so that your ego doesn't get in your way.
A sense of vulnerability sometimes holds you back, stifling your creative tendencies.

You are Faithful
Your trust in others, respect for tradition, and caring nature make you FAITHFUL.
Maintaining a few intimate relationships is more important to you than knowing a lot of people, and you share a lot with your close friends.
Those who have managed to get close to you value your camaraderie, and they know that they can trust you with anything; you're a good listener.
While you can usually see several sides of an argument, you often have a strong opinion as to which side is correct—the order of things is usually clear to you.
Your perspective on the world is based on careful observation, and you know a lot about how people feel in—and react to—many situations.
Your exploration of others' feelings has led you to believe that although people generally act appropriately, having clear social rules is very important to a functional society.
Time alone for reflection is important to you—you are introspective and aware of your own feelings.
Faithful is as faithful does—you expect those with whom you are close to be loyal to you, and you take betrayal of your trust very seriously.

8th National Sports Quiz Competition!

The Sports Quiz was held at HCJC this afternoon.
We were like frickin' tired after a whole day of boring lessons.

"Aiya, later all anyhow zham can already, heck care la"

And so, the four of us, Wai Kuong, Jerald, Keefe and I went into the hall.
I stunned when I saw the first question, lol.

"Oh shit, how to do ah?" LOL

Anyway, most of the questions were like common sense, except for a few.
They actually asked who did the 100m world record in 9.69, LOL.
I wonder who got it wrong, he must be an idiot XD

So after the test, we were damn happy cos we thought we can go home already!
We were like packing our stuffs, and Mr Goh even arranged training.

TURNS OUT OUR AVERAGE SCORE IS ACTUALLY TOP 4 OUT OF 4O PLUS SCHOOLS,
AND KEEFE WAS LIKE TOP 4 INDIVIDUAL, JERALD WAS TOP 20.

Kuong and I wasn't that good, top 25, lol.
So Keefe went up the stage for the individual final,
AND HE ENDED UP GETTING THE 1ST FOR OVERALL, OMG, STILL SAY DIDNT MUG!
He literally trashed the rest -.-

And during the group finals, WE WERE LIKE THE LAST OUT OF 4 TEAMS! ZZZZ
I can't believe it, I got almost all the track questions wrong, wth.
Kuong and Jerald got the softball question wrong too -.-

And during the buzzer round, where we need to snatch for the questions, DAMN CHEAT ONE!
Before the guy even finished asking the questions, the other team press already -.-
For example:

"The track and field runner, Ben Johnson...."

*Beep*

"Yea, He took drugs "

"CORRECT!"

At least we obeyed the rules =)

Haha, at least I earned 2 points for the team, LOL!
And I still can't believe I got almost all the track questions wrong.
Confirm get suan on Monday, lol.

Time is really running out.

Like Teng said, just when 24 hours is not enough.
The End-Of-Year exams will be here very very soon.
My results, are still like crap.

Isaac Ching!
You screwed up big time this term!
The only As I got this term are PE and most probably Higher Chinese.
Chem and Physics still sucks. English, screwed. Didn't expect myself to screw up A.Maths.

And wth, there is some sports quiz on Friday afternoon at Hwa Chong.
We have TONS of things to read, TONS of things to memorise.
Why do I sign up for this anyway? HAHA!
Yea, although there is so many things to read, I am sure I will enjoy the quiz session.
Sun Bian get some chio bu's number, LOL!

Clement was super crap in class today.
Tey, our PHYSICS teacher asked the class, "So what's the period of this object?"
"Huh? I though period only happens evey month?"

HAHA

Guess what Tey replied.
"Clement I heard that, it's not every month, it's every 28 days"

XD

Oh, and on our way back home, Jin Peng called his mum and said he wanted to eat instant noodles for lunch. One of the MRT gang member said, "Eh, do you know instant noodles make your **** smaller?" HAHA

Jin Peng hecked his advice, and said he likes to eat instant noodles, lol.
Then, his mum called and asked him whether he want macdonalds or not, HAHA!

"I WANT TO EAT INSTANT NOODLES LUH~"



"Citius, Altius, Fortius"

Thank you.

I remembered when I was young,
I always look forward to go out with you.
Going out with you is always a fun, entertaining and a learning experience for me.

Nowadays, I don't even have the time to go out with you.

I still remembered, whenever I wanted something badly,
you will try your best to get it for me, even it means spending away your last few cents.

Whenever I am in a very foul mood, you will sit down and accompany me.
You will listen to me, and comfort me, and try to make me smile once again.

Whenever I get lousy shitty results, you will not scream at me.
Instead, you say "It's okay Isaac, try harder next time," motivating me to strive for better results. When I screwed up my races, you will always be there, to encourge me, to be my piller of support.

I remembered that time, asking you to come all the way to school just to take my jersey for me.
You didn't grumble, and scold me for being so careless. Instead, you took a half day leave just to deliver the jersy for the stupid and careless me.

Although, there are times we quarrel, still
Thank you for everything that you have done for me.
Thank you for taking care of me for the past 15 years.
Thank you for understanding how stressful a 15 years old child's life can be.

You will always be the most beautiful, caring and gentle woman in my eyes.
Happy Birthday, Mum.

FILE CHECKING SUCKS TO THE CORE!

Viewer Discretion -

While reading, you may feel a bit hot because Im venting all my frustration and anger in this post.

WHAT THE HELL LA!

I SERIOUSLY HATE FILE CHECKING!

You know why? COS I'LL LOSE LIKE 3/4 OF THE PAPERS MOST OF THE TIME!

Tomorrow I will need to hand up my Physics and Maths File,

AND I NEED TO DIG OUT ALL MY PAPERS! AHHHHH, OMG OMG OMG OMG!

Great, I still have Chinese and E.Maths tomorrow T.T

Who says Sec 3 life not tough? -.-
OMG, NOW WHERE IS MY MID YEAR EXAM PAPER?!

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDMOTHER!

080808!

Coooooooool!
So many things are happening today.
FIR concert, Beijing Olympics and much much MUCH more!
I bet there's like more than 200 couples getting married today cos 080808 is considered lucky.

Anyway, went to school in the morning.
Frickin' sian. I didn't get to wear red and white today cos I have to attend Speech Day after that.
I NEED TO WEAR SCHOOL UNIFORM WITH A TIE! WAH!
The NDP Parade, as per normal, was about uniform groups marching around, people singing national day songs and giving out speeches.

Luckily Mr Goh was there to entertain us XD. He taught us how to make paper balls! HAHA
I took damn loooooooong to figure how to make the ball, lol.

After that, we had Speech Day! YAY!
Speech Day was long, but entertaining! HAHA
Don't ask me why I find it entertaining, cos I don't know the reason too =X

Anyway, I GOT MY TONG JOO SPORTS AWARD!
Yea, I know it's no big deal for some of you, but hey, it's my first time getting it!
Grates to those people who got the Colours award!

Went to Vivo City with Timo after that, to meet up with Clara and Yun Yun, plus Timo's gay partner, LOL
To tell you guys the true, today was my FIRST time going to Vivo City (I know Im slow)
Thanks Clara and Yun Yun for the 6 MONTHS BELATED BIRTHDAY CAKE, HAHA!

It was damn fun today, and I swear I wasn't emo-ing, lol.

OH, AND IM DAMN SURPRISED WHEN MR GOH SAID HE VISITED MY BLOG! OMG!
Mr Goh, if you REALLY came here before, please tag, HAHA!

And I realised only Boey's troll could match up with Spectre in DotA so far =)

Why I fired my secretary.

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone' Happy Birthday.'

I thought..

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistrowith a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there..

On the couch...

Naked.


HAHA

What does your handwriting say about YOU?

The results of your analysis say:
You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry. You are a shy, idealistic person who does not find it easy to have relationships, especially intimate ones. You are diplomatic, objective, and live in the present. You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody! You are self-confident and like to bring attention to yourself.

"Life is too short to be sitting down and emoing like that."

I've been crushed too, and I do understand how you feel.
Things do go wrong in your life sometimes, and it takes a lot of guts to face and conquer them.
You feel like changing certain things to fit yourself, I do too, everyone do, but the fact is that, there are limits to things that you can control. Some things are beyond our control, like space and time, and of course, love. Falling down is part of learning. We learn to pick ourselves up, we learn to not make the same mistakes, we learn how to avoid those obstacles.

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

Cheer up Ben, you have friends like me around you, to catch you when you fall, to protect you. We will overcome this together, as best buddies =)

Mr Goh, WHY SO SERIOUS?

I feel so sorry for Junwei, lol.
He was forced to cut 4 by 2 by Mr Goh.

If you don't know what 4 by 2 haircut looks like, uhhh, then I suggest you go try it.
You wouldn't want to go to school for the next 2 weeks XD

Anyway, I GOT BACK MY PE PAPER TODAY! I got A1, YAY!
And I found out that class 3/10 actually topped the whole level for Higher Chinese!
Liu said she'll help me add the 1/2 marks to get A1, YAY! I HOPE SHE REALLY DO T.T

Mdm Liu, stop denying it, you know our class is good, we beat CHEENA scholars!
OH, CATHOLIC HIGH C AND B DIV WON TONG JOO SPORTS AWARD, YAY! XD


Someone please teach me how to forget, please.

I've decided to forget.

Maybe I should have done this long ago, so I won't be feeling like this now.

If I did this the moment I know the true, I won't be in this state now, trying to pull myself out when Im already deep-rooted.

If I didn't try to be friends with you, all these won't happened.

I hope I made the right choice. Im sorry.

I've decided to give up =)

Spoooooooooky...

The Lunar Seventh Month is here, which is also called "the ghost month"
During this period, it is said that the Gates of Hell will open to allow ghosts to visit their family memebers or their dear friends. It is also during this period, when a lot people see them...*gulps*

7 SCARY PLACES OF YOUR HOUSE!

Case 1: The door of your room: Do you know that the area behind the door is evil? If you feel cold and a bit eerie while opening your door, the percentage of having "something" behind your door is quite high. But when you open it, why can't you see it? Cos it's hiding behind your door =X That's why there's a phrase in chinese called 邪门.

Case 2: The toilet: If the door of your toilet is facing your bedroom door, I suggest that you burn more joss sticks. If you heard water-dripping sound at night in your toilet, and you think it's your neighbour, think again =)

Case 3: Underneath your bed: Ever tried looking under your bed when the whole room is bloody dark and it's around midnight? The place is under your bed is actually a "damp" and a bad fengshui place, so it's inevitable that "that thing" loves being there.

Case 4: Mirrors: Hohoho, try looking into a mirror in the middle of the night. Mirrors, most of the time, captures things you do not want to see. Try staring into the mirror. It is also said that mirrors can suck away the soul of a person.

Case 5: An empty room: Why no one stays in the room? DUH, COS IT'S "DIRTY" THERE! Normally, those type of room will be very damp and dark, lacking of "yang" spirit. Don't ever act big and go stay in the room. You never know what will happen next =)

Case 6: Ceiling of your bedroom: Ever heard "dada" sound when you're sleeping halfway? You thought it was your neighbour right? Hahaha, you're so naive =) If you haven't hear before, listen carefully tonight.

Case 7: The windows of your house: Okay, the window itself is not scary, it's what OUTSIDE the window. If you see a person at the window glass but when you turn around, you see nothing, congrats, you saw a ghost. Or if you feel a damn cold and eerie wind blowing in, congrats again, there's someone to accompany you. If both situation happens to you, then I suggest you go buy 4D immediately. Looking at the window is the BEST and FASTEST way to see a ghost =X

Well, the above points you can choose to believe it, or not. But, haha, it's better for you to believe it. You do not want to mess around the things you're not sure with right? =X

Oh wait, Who's that person behind you? Turn around and take a look =)

YAY! IM FREE!

Great news, EXAMS ARE OVER!
I shall slack before another week of exams comes again T.T
My eyebags are damn huge and heavy now, been mugging till 1-2am this week =(

English: Was Okay, except I screwed up my format.
Higher Chinese: Did less than expected, 1/2 mark to A1 T.T
Social Studies: Average, luckily teacher provided some hints =)
Physics: Screwed up, TOO CARELESS! ZZZZ
Chem: SURPRISNGLY, I KNOW HOW TO DO THOSE QUESTIONS!
PE: sobsob, I didn't mug the gym part.
A.Maths: No kicks!

Anyway, I still have some minor tests this coming week, like History and E.Maths tests.
AND I LOST MY HISTORY TEXTBOOK, WTH? Who will be that kind soul to lend me his history textbook? sobsob

Anyway, after exams on friday, WE WENT FOR CIP!
And wth, Ben got turn on by a Half-Japanese Half-Singaporean girl which is LESS THAN 12 YEARS OLD! Ben ah, don't turn yourself into a pedobear =X

How sad, we had primary school tuls and JC student helpers tuls, but none of them are within our age group, HAH! Okay, I shall stop corrupting innocent pure minds here XD

Oh, and I realised Ben's handphone have this function called the "Auto-Smile Taking". His phone can sense whether you're smiling or not, AND TAKE UR PHOTO! Cool right? HAHA

My Preciousssssssssssss

Sometimes, I really do hate my life.
Why must I be born into this shitty world where a can drink could cost me frickin' 5 bucks?
Why even though I work so hard for something, I won't get it?
Why must eveyone compete with me for the things I like even though I saw it first?

But after I think through it, what makes something so precious to you, so important to you, it's because you FOUGHT HARD to get that something. Fighting for the gold medal, fighting for glory, fighting for attention, fighting for ALMOST everything.

Competitors are always there, waiting for the right moment to take away precious things from you. That's why fighting on is important, and to make that thing even more precious to you.

I still remembered what Ben said, "What does not kill you make you stronger."
Yes, even though sometimes you will lose the battle, and end up half-dead, but you must remember, there is still some chance! Chances are always there, it's whether you know how to make use of it.

You're truly screwed if you lose your fighting spirit. Until then, CONTINUE TO FIGHT!

Anyway, EXAMS ARE OVER! YAY!