I'VED CONQUERED TAMAN NEGARA!

Finally, Im back from the dreaded place!
It has been a long 4 days 3 nights camp.
Cool, I can't believe that I didn't bath and brush teeth for THAT long.

First and foremost, My overall semester result!
I'm FINALLY top 10 in class, HAHA!

English: B4
Chinese: B4
A.maths: A1
E.mahts: A1
Chem: B3
Physics: C6
C.Hum: A2
PE: A1

Oh damn, My term one result screwed me up badly.
At least my term 2 result pulled me up.
Got 7 out of 38 in class, Percentage is 73.6, L1R5 is 12.

Okay, now for the camp.

FIRST DAY
"The wheels on the bus go round and round..."
Great, Jin Peng influenced me -.-
He's been singing this song the whole trip from SG to Malaysia.
When we reached malaysia, we changed bus and off we go to some island.
Pitched my tent with Jon teo and Dao Jing.

Okay, so that night after dinner, we all sat down together as a class and shared our GHOST stories and personal experiences with the SUPERNATURAL forces. We talked about ghosts in HCJC, armies and omg, even CHS, our own Catholic High School and Bishan MRT station.
Darn hum when they talked about Bishan and CHS. Apparantly, A TRACKER died in the school toilet before, WTH!

We went back to our tent to sleep after that.
It was effing hot, so I took decided to spent my night out on the beach.
It was nice and cool, but screw the sand flies!


SECOND DAY
Do you like cycling?
I do, but do YOU like it when you have to cycle for bloody 52km?!
Surprisingly, I didn't have any cramps, aches or whatever.
Poor Eeshen. He did a superman-stunt and FLEW off his bike.
He ended up spending his camp in the hospital watching ESPN
with a fractured finger and a few stiches. Cool, we saw his bone, LOL!

I set a new record:
Cycling for 52km with uphills and downhills
WITHOUT coming down to push the bike and
WITHOUT changing my bike gears.
And ended up in Top 10 position every time =)

Thank god I survived the journey.
It was damn fun, however, very tiring and challenging at the same time.
Uphills were tough. The lactic you will feel is worst than 400m -.-
Downhills were WHEEEEEEEEEEE and COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

In the evening, we shifted our campsite to some cave-like place.
It was effing scary, so the class decided not to have a GHOST-telling session.
However, a few of us still asked Mr Fernadaz to tell us some army ghost stories.
Wah, the stories he told us were so effing scary that I couldn't fall asleep at night.
Also partly due to the LOUD snore that the frigging instructor made.

THIRD DAY
Caving was so damn fun!
We went off to explore caves and WOW, they were HUGE, and DIRTY!
My frigging sole of my NIKE shoes dropped off when I did the rock-climbing.
Rock climbing, not rock WALL climbing. We did it on a natural mountain.
Ben was damn funny.

Ben (halfway through the rockclimbing): AHHHHH, what the mofo! A bee hive!
Me: Ben, do you realised you're halfway through the rock-climb?
Ben: WHAT THE MOFO!
HAHA!

Sian, I didn't got the chance to do the natural abseiling.
Too many people, too little time.
Well, never mind.
The instructor for abseiling was freaking lame -.-
He told us lame jokes when we were like 50m off the ground on the edge of a cliff.

Instructor: A dog was placed in a desert with air, food and water, why did it die?
Answer: Cos it didn't have a pole to pee on -.-

Instructor: Let say we include the pole in, why did the dog still die?
Answer: Cos the pole wasn't straight -.-

Instructor: Let say if the pole was straight, why did it STILL die?
Answer: Cos there're sign that says" No Peeing "

Feeling cold yet? That's not the end of it.
Jin Peng and Jerald, the "freezers" of our class decided to play lame with us too.
Oh, EVEN Mr Goh joined in, WTH?

If Isaac, Weizhi, Kam Seng and Zuoquan went to catch Mas Selamat, who
would catch him first?
Answer: Isaac, Cos he's a tracker (Get it? TRACKer -.-)

How can you tell a computer mouse's gender?
Answer: You check whether it's using a pad or not ( pad as in mouse pad -.-)

And now a classical lame joke from Jerald,
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Cos it saw the salad dressing.

After that, we went to a "resort" to have our last dinner over there.
Once again, the general biasness against the sports class got us punished again.
Ahhhh, screw it. Last day also like that.
Never mind, shan't dwell over it.

LAST DAY
Singapore, HERE WE COME!
At 12.45am, we reached Jalantut Train Station.
We sat down on the platform and wait for the train to arrive at 2.10am.
The train was 1 hour and 20 minutes late -.-
It arrived at 3.30am.
Was so freaking tired that I slept on the train once I sat down.
Slept for about 5 to 6 hours, and we arrived in Singapore at about 1pm plus.

Overview
The camp was fun overall.
Miss the Nasi Lemak over there. Curry was effing nice too.
I learnt to appreciate my bed, toilet, computer and air-con more.