A lady walks toward the bar in a hip, classy bar. She dresses alluringly, and all men openly stare at her. She signals for the bartender - a buff, strapping young man. They look like quite the couple.
As the bartender approaches the lady, she leans onto the bar, showing off her ample cleavage, much to the delight of the bartender. She said to the bartender, into his ear:
"Hey there, handsome. I need you to do something for me"
To which he replied:
"What is it?"
The bartender is obviously smitten by the lady's looks.
Fingering the bartender's ears, gently carrassing them, she makes her request...
"I need to speak... to your manager.."
Getting high due to the lady's actions, the bartender replied that the manager around.
"Can I do anything for you?" he continues.
Popping her fingers into his mouth, and letting him suck them, she asks:
"I need you to give him... a message."
Reluctantly withdrawing the fingers from his mouth, he asked what was it.
Popping her fingers back into his mouth, she says:
"Tell him... Tell him that there isn't any toilet paper or hand soap in the Ladies."
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