Double J's



For those people out there who are crazy about chinese songs out there!
These two are MUST-BUY albums! ( Although I *ahem* it =D )
Sixology by JJ Lin and Capricorn by Jay Chou.

Those who are "English songs only",
you can try listening to some of the songs on youtube =)
You might end up falling in love with chinese songs, LOL!

Sixology:

01. Sixology
02. 不潮不用花錢 High Fashion
03. 小酒窩 (feat. 蔡卓妍) Small Dimple
04. 黑武士 Lord Vader
05. 醉赤壁 Tale Of The Red Cliff
06. 由你選擇 (feat. 農夫FAMA) The Choice Is Yours
07. Always Online
08. 街道 The Streets
09. 主角(feat. Machi) Centerstage
10. 我還想她 I Still Miss Her
11. 點一把火炬 Light The Torch
12. 期待愛 (feat. 金莎) Waiting For Love
13. Cries In A Distance
14. 愛與希望 (FEAT. 重慶市青少年宮殿杏童聲合唱團) Love and Hope

Capricorn:

1. 龍戰騎士 Dragon Knight
2. 給我一首歌的時間 Give Me A Song's Time
3. 蛇舞 Snake Dance
4. 花海 Ocean Of Flowers
5. 魔術先生 Mr. Magic
6. 說好的幸福呢 Where Is The Promised Happiness
7. 蘭亭序 Orchid Pavilion
8. 流浪詩人 Wandering Poet
9. 時光機 Time Machine
10.喬克叔叔 Uncle Joker
11.稻香 Fragrant Rice

We're moving on, and not turning back;

Last day of school! YAY
One year passed so damn bloody fast.
I can't believe it, Im going to be Sec 4 soon! =D

Got my horrendous results:

English B4
HCL B3
A.Maths B3
E.Maths B3
Chem C5
Physics C6
Combined Humans A2
Pure PE A2

OMG!
MY L1R5 IS 17!
Crap result..
My last term pulled everything down by A LOT -.-

Went to the Omni Theatre at the Science Centre after that.
Thr programme was totally bored and uninteresting, and it also made me damn giddy.
I controlled myself not to fall asleep by spamming sweets and drinking water.
Mr Goh was just right beside me, couldn't sleep -.-

Luckily we no need to pay =D
Those foreigners who came to watch the "movie" paid money to sleep in a special round theatre.
HAHA!

Holidays are meant for mugging for chao muggers like myself =D

LimKopi with Muffin and Ching Teng 1
Warning: Informations below contains vulgarities and intensive twitting.
Might not be suitable for people who have heart attack and high blood pressure.
You might get eye soreness, eye pain, or even blindness after viewing this.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
eh keefe

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
thurs want come my hse or not?

Kee-fer says:
?

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
den we go play bball with al

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
LOL

Kee-fer says:
LOL

Kee-fer says:
uh

Kee-fer says:
thursday..

Kee-fer says:
maybe i going softball

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
damn lot of al

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
zzzz

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
one day dun go wun die la

Kee-fer says:
lol

Kee-fer says:
but since got al

Kee-fer says:
i may reconsider

Kee-fer says:
LOL

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
LOL

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
th3ii3xz lurbbxz jo0xz

Kee-fer says:
LOL

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
OMG, I REACHED A WHOLE NEW LEVEL

Kee-fer says:
O_O

Kee-fer says:
you can twit with ease

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
instead of lubxz

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
i used lurbxz

Kee-fer says:
O_O

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
OMG

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
I LEVELLED UP

Kee-fer says:
so are you gonna fucking evolve?

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
LOL

Kee-fer says:
so when you evolve

Kee-fer says:
you'll realise you have tits and u're wearing a fucking skirt

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
twiit3rxz is44cxz iisshxz 3v0lv3iing~

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
LOL

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
no la

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
i wun wear skirt

Kee-fer says:
ting~ting~ting

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
i will have a lot of bling bling

Kee-fer says:
no

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
den i will camp in a box

Kee-fer says:
then you'll evolve into *ahem* O_O

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
TWITTER IN A BOX

Kee-fer says:
><

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
BLING BLING TWITTER IN A BOX

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
LOL

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
den i come out

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
"H3YXZ Y00SSXXZ, III IISSHXZ 4 BLIINGXZ BLIINGXZ TWIITT3RX!"

Kee-fer says:
>.<

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
"Jo0xz w4nn4xz r4psxz wiitHxz mii3xz?"

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
LOL

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
if i ever evolved to ciw4iiixz

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
i will press B and stop myself from evolving

Kee-fer says:
YEAH

Kee-fer says:
FF7 IS FUCKING WORKING

Kee-fer says:
YEAH BITCH

Kee-fer says:
FUCK YOU

Kee-fer says:
LOL

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
LOL

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
WTH

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
random ass -.-

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
im gonna post this on my blog

*unicef Isaac; Mugger in the box. says:
lolxzxzxzxzxzxz

Disappointment, why is it always like that?

I hate myself, seriously.
How the hell can I end up failing 3 EOYs papers?
HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID I DO IT?

Failed both sciences, as expected.
Luckily didn't fail by a huge margin.
Failed Chem by 2 marks and Physics, tsk, 9 marks.
At least Im a little happy cos my physics is like the average score in my class.
See, now you know how badly my class did for physics.

And I was putting all my hopes on both my maths.
AND WTH?!
I failed E.Maths and got B4 for A.Maths.
I think I can go bang the wall and just bleed till I frickin' die.
It's not that I didn't know how to do, in fact, I know how to do almost everything.
Now you might ask, how the hell did I fail E.Maths and got such a low mark for A.Maths?

BECAUSE OF MY CARELESS-NESS DAMN IT!
I minus AT LEAST 30 marks for E.Maths due to stupid dumb careless mistakes.
For example, I put + as - for my equation, I took the larger number minus the smaller number, and the question asked me to find percentage, I went to find the value instead. I substract instead of adding.

So I kind of screwed up the Part A for this question,
therefore the following Part B and Part C, I got zero.
And it's not that I frickin' don't know how to do, it's just im super not careful.

This is the MOST screwed up test in my entire sec school life so far, and it's going to be the last time I screwed up so badly due to stupid careless mistakes.

I hate myself

The 5 Golden Rules that I must follow from Dec till O levels is over.

1. Study at least 1 hour per weekday and 1 and 1/2 hour for weekends regardless how busy I am
2. Only allow myself to play games when I have finish doing ALL my work during weekdays.
3. Change my running style.
4. Eat well, Sleep well, Train well, and NO MORE BLOODY INJURIES.

And the last one is for me to know and for you to find out.

I really want to do better.
I need help, H-E-L-P!

Monday Blues

Hey, my 1st time changing my title colour! XD
Anyway, the day started off with dreaded Chinese INTENSIVE.
Gawd, they call it intensive for a reason. We had 3 HOURS OF CHINESE! OMGZOMGBBQ
Luckily we got to be in the auditorium, where there are air-con and comfortable chairs =D

Anyway, I didn't got my EZ-Link confiscated cos I did my homework(YES, HOMEWORK AFTER EXAMS!) =P. I feel so proud, HAHA. Had some SPA(Science Pratical Assessments) briefing after recess.

Training in the afternoon was SUPER DUPER UBER HELLA HARDCORE!
I can't believe im so super unfit now. 15 times fast walk up the slope and im tired already?
Anyone remembered the 10 times sprints up the slope? It's like easier than today's training when it's supposed to be more hardcore. And my cooldown 800m is so bloody slow that I don't even want to talk about it -.- Guess I have lots of catching up to do.

Oh, and Yong told me he saw my physics and chem paper, and he said,

" Isaac, you got to work harder."

I was like "SHIT LA!"
Means that I REALLY screwed up both my sciences, GG-ed.
Oh but the good news is (Actually it's not quite a good news, but...) our class average mark for physics is about 30 plus, LOL, over 100 and 50% of the sec3 failed =O
Hope I don't screw up the other subjects!

GAWD, I DON'T WANT TO BE RETAINED!

Watch This, XD

HOUSE BUNNY!



Eh Cheeeeekopeks! Don't get distracted by the picture above! XD
Went to catch House Bunny yesterday! The show is quite nice and of course the girls are lovely, everyone should watch it, HAHA! Eh, I didn't catch the movie just to see girls okay! -.-

Yes, I have so much bloody free time now. No homework, No tutions, No projects!
Been chionging games this few days, and im getting quite bored already.
No one ask me out too, sobsob =( Therefore Im apparantly locked in my house the whole day.

I wanna see that frickin' bird.

Round SEC3, CLEARED!

YES, IT'S FINALLY OVER!
The 8 hellish days of exams have finally passed! THANK GOD!
Ahhh, and it means that, we are one step closer to Sec 4!
And the chinese O levels are getting closer and closer!
Which means I need to start mugging chinese again! -.-

There are so manymanymanymanymany fun things coming up!

Things to look forward to:
LAN Gamings sessions!
Sentosa trips with the Sentosa Gang!
Track and Field Chalet at Aloha Loyang!
Sports Trip to Australia, Adelaide!
3/10 Sports Class Chalet!
BUYING A BELOVED GUITAR!

Omg. can't wait!~
And training sessions are starting! YEA!
Damn long didn't run already, due to the stupid knee injury!
I think Im gonna like lack behind manymany people know =(

Let's pray for our results.

I WANT TO BUY AND LEARN HOW TO PLAY A GUITAR!

*Gulp*

Every child fears under their bed. If they don’t, they fear the closet, or maybe that little crack in the almost closed door.

Scientists know that children are more perceptive, they see things adults don’t. They aren’t yet tethered into only accepting what society wants them to accept.
They see what is truly there.

They see the monsters.If you were to borrow a child’s eyes and see through them for a night, you would go insane. To be able to see what you only dimly remember, burrowing into your covers while wearing those train pajamas, hoping to a God you can barely comprehend that “it” doesn’t see you back…would drive an adult crazy. Because Adults forget the rules.

1) Cover yourself. If you can’t see it, it can’t see you. Even if it makes it harder to breathe.
2) Don’t make a noise. Every whimper can lead to destruction.
3) Don’t move. It attracts their attention.
4) Only light can make them go away. Bright light. Flashlights make it worse.

Teens are caught in the middle. They still feel what’s there, but they cannot see… and they forget the rules….

Why do you think there are so many insomniacs typing at their computers, subconsciously praying the light from their monitor will be enough to keep them away?

It’s not. Now look behind you with a child’s eyes and try not to scream.

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When you are admitted to a hospital, they place on your wrist a white wristband with your name on it. But there are other different colored wristbands which symbolizes other things. The red wristbands are placed on dead people.

There was one surgeon who worked on night shift in a school hospital. He had just finished an operation and was on his way down to the basement. He entered the elevator and there was just one other person there. He casually chatted with the woman while the elevator descended. When the elevator door opened another woman was about to enter when the doctor slammed the close button and punched the button to the highest floor. Surprised the woman reprimanded the doctor for being rude and asked why he did not let the other woman in.

The doctor said “that was the woman i just operated on. She died while I was doing the operation. Didn’t you see the red wristband she was wearing?”

The woman smiled and raised her arm “something like this?”

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As a child, I was always quiet, and my conversations with others would always end up awkward. Because of that, I always preferred to be alone growing up. Which probably explains my strange obsession with toys, being as old as I am. They never talk. They just stare. I have to say though, being alone in an apartment full of figurines can be creepy sometimes.

However, being with my girl for almost two years, she understands my obsession well, but with this much, she would probably be shocked when she first sees them.

That night, she was more than excited to see my house. as we approached the door, she could barely contain her excitement, so without further delay, I swing the front door open. “Make yourself at home.” I say to her, “it’s kind of messy, but its more comfortable than it l-” her face was in shock, then absolute terror as she started to scream.

I tried to calm her, but it just got worse. I was puzzled. is she afraid of my toys? “I understand its a bit strange, but is it that horrifying? I take a quick look in my house but theres nothing horrific. I had to calm her down, as the neighbors were starting to come out. With a quick impulse, I quickly drag her in my house as I try to ease her mind. Her screaming just got louder and louder. At this point, I had no choice but to put my hand over her mouth. She watched me in terror with tears rolling down her face. I turn around and they were all staring at me as well.

…

I’m alone again. I placed her doll on the top shelf above all the others I have dated. Her look made me feel depressed, so I made it face the wall until I was able to get over it.

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A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed. The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye.

What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to. This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.

At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, "Did you look through the keyhole?" The man told her that he had and she said, "Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. "

"They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red."

Last Librarying session =(

Gawd, I think Im going to miss the library =(
Went to the Library with Celine at 10AM to mug this morning.
Apparantly, there were LOTS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY ALREADY!
Then when the door open right, PEOPLE STARTED CHIONGING IN AND UP THE STAIRS!
First time see people so kiasu, worse than me XD

So we slowly strolled in, camped at the third floor and started mugging =D
Wah, mugmugmumgmugmugmugmugmugmug till my butt hurts, lol. Sit down there for so long that my whole butt got numb, HAHA!
Went to have lunch after that, awwwwww, someone missed the handmade noodles stall XD

Went to jalan jalan, apparantly we got chased out of the arcade cos she's wearing NYP Tee-Shirt!
Went home at around 2 plus.
And Math is not that hard, you just have to study luh =)

Chemistry and History on MON. mugmugmugmug

WEEKENDS!

Yesssss! Weekends~ Weekends~ *jumps and dances around*
Finally, we got a break for the hectic week! YAYYYYYYYYYYY~
After the coming monday, the rest will be a breeze already luh =D
Monday, History and Chem, the killer papers! Arghhhh!

Chinese today was kinda no kicks, lol.
All the questions we did before, haha. Finished the paper and still have 15 minutes to relax =D
A.Maths was AVERAGE, BUT I WASTED TOO MUCH TIME ON A STUPID QUESTION!

I stoned at the question for 15 -20 mins luh, WTH!
WTH was I thinking at that time? I have no idea too,
So I have to chionged through the rest of the paper without even double checking the answers.
Section B was like "if-know-then-do-don't-know-then-heck" throughout.
So I managed to finish the paper in the LAST minute, literally.

I rushed through the last page in the last minute, with Mr Ng walking up and down.
SUPER ANNOYING, DAMN DISTRACTING LA!
And as far as I know, my last page answers were correct! HAHA!
See, I so zai! Better than Keefe, HAHA, juuuusst'

Im gonna mugmugmugmumg through the weekend.

Muffin VS Ching Teng 3

Kee-fer says:
SS ROCKS MY WORLD

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
WTF

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
SS SUX

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
damn sian

Kee-fer says:
lol

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
Stupid propaganda

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
lol

Kee-fer says:
i've been reading the thing over and over again since morning

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
crazy bastard

Kee-fer says:
and i still can't remember

Kee-fer says:
LOL

Kee-fer says:
and i haven mug chinese

Kee-fer says:
zzz

Kee-fer says:
wads the format for

Kee-fer says:
zuo fa lei bzbd

Kee-fer says:
wasn really paying attention in class

Kee-fer says:
=)

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
i dun write bzbd one

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
haha

Kee-fer says:
freak

Kee-fer says:
den you compete with china bastards writing compo arh

Kee-fer says:
nice

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
i got 39/50 for zuo wen during mid year

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
lol

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
den i write one give teacher mark get 42/50

Kee-fer says:
and cao bastard got 50?

Kee-fer says:
lol

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
cao dunno

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
46?

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
LOL

Kee-fer says:
Oo

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
dun Oo me

Kee-fer says:
ok den

Kee-fer says:
-.-

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
AWWWW

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
SOMEONE GOT CHINESE EOY TMR WHILE I GOT ONLY MOCK PAPER

Kee-fer says:
O_O

Kee-fer says:
wadever

Kee-fer says:
chinese nia

Kee-fer says:
fail i also dun care

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
i win i win!


Kee-fer says:
though i wouldn fail

Kee-fer says:
O_O

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
i win i win!

Kee-fer says:
>.<>.<

Kee-fer says:
you

Kee-fer says:
have

Kee-fer says:
been

Kee-fer says:
block

Kee-fer says:
=)

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
...

Kee-fer says:
JUUUUUUST

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
...

Kee-fer says:
dun ... me issac ching

Kee-fer says:
on purpose

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
FREAK U

Kee-fer says:
LOL

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
ON PURPOSE ALSO CANNOT

Kee-fer says:
issac

Kee-fer says:
issac

Kee-fer says:
LOL

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
...

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
CFC

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
CFC

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
CFC

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
bastard...

Kee-fer says:
lol

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
I WIN AGAIN

Kee-fer says:
say lor

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
YAY

Kee-fer says:
cause

Kee-fer says:
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

Kee-fer says:
LOL

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
right...

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
:P

Kee-fer says:
lol

Kee-fer says:
say whatever you like

Kee-fer says:
CFC= chloroflurocarbon

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
whatever *roll eyes and act cute*

Kee-fer says:
you think you who

Kee-fer says:
paris hilton arh

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
WTH

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
KEEFE, WHY U SO RANDOM?

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
paris hilton is pstar

Kee-fer says:
i dunno

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
im not

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
LOL

Kee-fer says:
oh yes you are..

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
...

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
OH SHI-

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
U MEAN U SAW THE VIDEO ON WWW.XXXX.COM?

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
-.-

Kee-fer says:
O_O

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
hehehehe

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
I WIN AGAIN

Kee-fer says:
O_O

Kee-fer says:
LAME *raises hand*


Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
lol

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
YAY, I PWNED U 3 TIMES STRAIGHT

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
im gonna post on my blog again

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
LOL

Kee-fer says:
O_O

Kee-fer says:
dun make me say chma

Kee-fer says:
oops i just said it

Kee-fer says:
LOL

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
F**K U

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
zzzz

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
SHIT

Kee-fer says:
I WIN

Kee-fer says:
LOL

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
BASATRD

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
walao

Kee-fer says:
tsk tsk

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
TYCO SHIT

Kee-fer says:
you can't beat me

Kee-fer says:
im too zhai

Chingster; Getting Armed. says:
fine, 3 - 3

Therefore the score now is 3-3 XD