When you look me in the eyes;

Okay, im transferring all my recent posts from livejournal to blogger.

Post 1: Isaac's guide to cheesy pick-up lines.

Step 1: Think of a main item that you want in your sentence. (EG. Heart, Brain, Angel)
Step 2: Now try and complete your sentence, make sure it's smooth and it makes sense!
Step 3: Step-up a romantic scene
Step 4: Lure your victim in
Step 5: Tell him/her your cheesy line!

Well, where are some that you can use =D

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof!

Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.

Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!

Are you a hooker? Cause I’m hooked on you.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?

I am such a lousy shooter, cause I have been missing you.

You must be tired, cause you have been running through my mind.

You look at a lot like my next girlfriend.

Some people call me John, some call me Sam, but you can call me tonight.

Are you having a fever? ‘Cause you look hot.

My name is Justin. Justincredible.

Were your parents thieves? Because they stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.

Heaven must be missing an Angel because I am looking at one right now.

If I could rearrange the alphabets, I would put u and i together.

Forget microwave machines.You’re hot

Is your science good?Cause I think we have chemistry.

I’m gonna report you for stealing. (What?) For stealing away my heart.

‘I’m missing a major organ.’
‘Your brain?’
‘No, my heart. You stole it away.’

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Have you seen my heart? It melted right in front of you.

Post 2: 45 Things about guys

1.Man loves nothing but a female’s love

2.Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

3.Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4.Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5.Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

6.Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

7.A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

8.Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.

9.Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

10.Guys get jealous easily.

11.Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

12.Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

13.Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

14.Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

15.Girls are guys’ weaknesses

16.Guys are very open about themselves.

17.If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

18.A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

19.Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

20.Guys will brag about anything.

21.Guys use words like hot to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

22.We don’t like girls who are too skinny

23.When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

24.Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

25.Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

26.Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant

27.Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

28.Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

29.If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

30.If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

31.When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

32.When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

33.Guys don’t really have final decisions.

34.If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.

35.If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

36.When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don’t say you aren’t. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don’t want you to disagree with them.

37.When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

38.Guys like femininity not feebleness.

39.Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

40.A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

41.Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

42.Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

43.Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

44.Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

45.No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.